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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

 

Fuck You Bud Mullins

I just received this e mail:

"Seriously...

Don't you think its about time you dropped a few pounds?

No di et, No exercise...No BS, Only safe, substantial results in a few weeks, period.

it only takes 24 bucks to see if this is what you've been looking for the last few years...we bet it is

http://365extra.com

-Bud Mullins,
WeightLoss-Specialist
Meta-Gen Research Inc.


Does anyone know how to instigate a malicious denial of service attack? Come on you technical wizards! I know you are out there!

I can excuse any poor fool for spamming people for the sake of trying to make a buck, but this fuckwad just called me FAT. Motherfucking Assbox.

Bud Mullins, you are one serious shitbag. You are a colossal MOFO. You have bad breath too. I just know it. Asshole.

Don't I think it's time I dropped a few pounds?
Why yes! But only if it's a few pounds of caps dropped right in your flatulent wieght-loss specialist ass. BitchassHO-motherfucker.

10 Comments:

Blogger EverydaySuperGoddess said...

I got yer back, sistah!

Motherfucking assbox fuckwad!

1:50 PM  
Blogger Prego said...

Count your blessings. At least you don't get the penis enlargement ones.

1:55 PM  
Blogger AverageMom said...

Well. He's got to work on his line a bit, don't you think?! Perhaps you'd be more interested in the "Free, hot, p#ssy" that I keep getting offers for! Or the free Vi@gra samples! Or, my favourite, offers of pills to enhance my grey, grey mood.

2:24 PM  
Blogger Jenny said...

Assbox! Muwahahahaha!

2:44 PM  
Anonymous madge said...

Well said.

If you need any backup on the dropping of caps in the ass of assboxes calling lovely ladies "fat," I'm your girl.

Yo.

5:03 PM  
Blogger JB said...

Now there’s a failed appeal to one’s audience! Or maybe it’s just a new tactic?

“Insult them first, then ask for their money.”

Who are these people?

4:57 AM  
Anonymous pjindy said...

You are hilarious.

Who is this Bud, and where did he come from and why is he here?

2:51 PM  
Blogger mothergoosemouse said...

What marketing genius came up with that load of steaming hot bullshit?

8:23 PM  
Blogger Mindy said...

Amateur. I've been getting bea$tiality and forc3d rap3 spam for YEARS, mofo.

1:12 PM  
Blogger DDM said...

I thought I was the only person that says fuckwad!!! And, while I'm on it....has anyone else figured out the adult humor in Lord Farquad's name, in the movie Shrek?
Say it with an English accent.
Seeeee? FUCKWAD! HA!
I just started reading you today, and I think you are a fabulous mommyblogger and I am happy to be in your company.

10:53 PM  

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