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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

 

"Uh! Uh! Uh!"

This morning I set Madge up with some toys in her room while I got ready for work.

As I applied my mascara, I paused and cocked an ear. I heard a strange voice exclaiming “Uh! Uh! Uh!” repeatedly. On and on it went, wafting from her room. “Uh! Uh! Uh!”

It sounded like my daughter was in her nursery watching a porno.

In French.

Then the light bulb went on. I realized it was her toy phone that talks in three languages. It was set to French and she was hitting the number one over and over again.

So it was actually just saying “Un! Un! Un!”

But it still sounded like a French porno.

4 Comments:

Blogger Prego said...

All you needed was a muted guitar/wah - wah pedal soundtrack to complete the scene.

I remember my friends and I were sitting around watching such a film. A bartender is going at it on a pool table:

Friend: Why isn't there anybody else in that bar?
Me: Because the music sucks.

4:55 PM  
Blogger mothergoosemouse said...

French porno, huh? Got one to recommend?

6:34 PM  
Blogger Rude Cactus said...

Never expose your kids to French porn. German is much better.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Dawn said...

this made me laugh

8:25 AM  

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