Such a Funny Child
I present to you the note on my sister Julie's refrigerator. Compliments of my 13 year old niece Jane.
This neat cut-out form makes it WAY too easy for a girl to break the news to her parents that she dun got herself in the Fambly way.
This way, a kid can break the news gently by tucking a parent's worst nightmare in between the Pizza Hut Coupons and their last Spelling test, in which they got a 19 out of 20. That ought to soften the blow.
Please note the "I'm kidding!" at the bottom. Such a funny child, that Jane.