Putting the "MO" in MOFO since 2004

This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from Meghantown. Make your own badge here.

My site was nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger!

Monday, June 13, 2005


To the person responsible

for calling my husbands cell phone at 5:45 a.m today to advertise Cingular's new text text messaging offering. Yes. I said 5:45:

There is a special place in Hell for you. A place where you are woken up at 4:45 a.m. every day by being licked in the face by a high strung black lab with irritable bowel syndrome. A place where some total moron schedules a mass blast call to all cell phone users to alert them of the new text messaging offering CUZ THEY THINK YOU ARE GONNA WANT TO KNOW THAT AT 5:45 IN THE FUCKING MORNING! A Place where all the phone ringers are set to HIGH because your mate is hard of hearing therefore every time a call comes in after 8:00 at night and before 7:00 a.m. the baby is jolted awake and too mad and disoriented to go back to sleep. A place where it doesn't matter if you were up until 3:30 in the morning with a screaming child, you still have to go to work, sit at a computer screen and jump through administrative hoops and prance around like a toy poodle in the fucking circus to get the pricing required to get a customer to sign a contract. These same people who demand that you jump through hoops while perfoming cartwheels will imply that your job is easy and they work a lot harder than you.
A special place in Hell I tell you.


Post a Comment

<< Home