Yeah, my baby wears a helmet. You got a problem with that?
Like I said. My daughter wears a helmet. You got a problem? You think that's funny? Cause if you think that's funny I got something funny for you: Your Mama. Now that's funny.
No she doesn't have a hole in her head Beeyyaattcchh. And no she's not retarded like your papa. My baby's daddy gave her a big old Dutch head. Fashizzle. And my baby girl got a flat spot fool. Yeah that's what I said! A flat spot. My baby's helmet is gonna make her head so round. I'd rather have my baby wear a helmet for 3 months than be walking around with a flat, crooked-headed baby. Forever. Not my baby. You wanna mess with my kid cause she wears a helmet then you gotta mess with me MOFO and I will BEAT yo sorry ass. You looking at me? Yeah. that's what I thought. Aah-ite-then.
Yeah that's right. You heard me clown. I said HELMET. And yes that is one bad ass hello kittymotherfucking sticker on the front because that is my baby girl and my baby girl likes hello motherfucking kitty. Shoot.