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Monday, June 13, 2005

 

Yeah, my baby wears a helmet. You got a problem with that?














Like I said. My daughter wears a helmet. You got a problem? You think that's funny? Cause if you think that's funny I got something funny for you: Your Mama. Now that's funny.

No she doesn't have a hole in her head Beeyyaattcchh. And no she's not retarded like your papa. My baby's daddy gave her a big old Dutch head. Fashizzle. And my baby girl got a flat spot fool. Yeah that's what I said! A flat spot. My baby's helmet is gonna make her head so round. I'd rather have my baby wear a helmet for 3 months than be walking around with a flat, crooked-headed baby. Forever. Not my baby. You wanna mess with my kid cause she wears a helmet then you gotta mess with me MOFO and I will BEAT yo sorry ass. You looking at me? Yeah. that's what I thought. Aah-ite-then.

Yeah that's right. You heard me clown. I said HELMET. And yes that is one bad ass hello kittymotherfucking sticker on the front because that is my baby girl and my baby girl likes hello motherfucking kitty. Shoot.

4 Comments:

Blogger Sweet Sassy Molassey said...

That is the best thing you have ever written, and possibly I have ever read....

8:21 PM  
Blogger Mrs. K said...

Hello! I just found your site and wanted to say that my son also wore a helmet for a short period of time, too. It was great in that he was just learning to walk/run and it prevented a ton of head injuries ;) We noticed a change within 1.5 months and took it off instead of going the whole 3 months to 11 months.

5:27 PM  
Blogger mothergoosemouse said...

You are fucking killing me - I can literally HEAR you and I am laughing my ass off...

8:22 PM  
Anonymous B. said...

Right on! My son had a flat spot on the back of his head that made a portion of his forehead bulge. We met with a specialist and talked about the helmet but decided to "wait a month" to see how things looked; we were lucky that it corrected itself.

10:51 AM  

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