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Monday, June 13, 2005


Yeah, my baby wears a helmet. You got a problem with that?

Like I said. My daughter wears a helmet. You got a problem? You think that's funny? Cause if you think that's funny I got something funny for you: Your Mama. Now that's funny.

No she doesn't have a hole in her head Beeyyaattcchh. And no she's not retarded like your papa. My baby's daddy gave her a big old Dutch head. Fashizzle. And my baby girl got a flat spot fool. Yeah that's what I said! A flat spot. My baby's helmet is gonna make her head so round. I'd rather have my baby wear a helmet for 3 months than be walking around with a flat, crooked-headed baby. Forever. Not my baby. You wanna mess with my kid cause she wears a helmet then you gotta mess with me MOFO and I will BEAT yo sorry ass. You looking at me? Yeah. that's what I thought. Aah-ite-then.

Yeah that's right. You heard me clown. I said HELMET. And yes that is one bad ass hello kittymotherfucking sticker on the front because that is my baby girl and my baby girl likes hello motherfucking kitty. Shoot.


Blogger Sweet Sassy Molassey said...

That is the best thing you have ever written, and possibly I have ever read....

8:21 PM  
Blogger Mrs. K said...

Hello! I just found your site and wanted to say that my son also wore a helmet for a short period of time, too. It was great in that he was just learning to walk/run and it prevented a ton of head injuries ;) We noticed a change within 1.5 months and took it off instead of going the whole 3 months to 11 months.

5:27 PM  
Blogger mothergoosemouse said...

You are fucking killing me - I can literally HEAR you and I am laughing my ass off...

8:22 PM  
Anonymous B. said...

Right on! My son had a flat spot on the back of his head that made a portion of his forehead bulge. We met with a specialist and talked about the helmet but decided to "wait a month" to see how things looked; we were lucky that it corrected itself.

10:51 AM  

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