Is it wrong?
Is it wrong to want to lick your new glass-paneled china cabinet?
Can I tell you how happy I am to be the recipient of a new-for-us dining room table? An exquisite glass paneled china cabinet? A beautiful four poster bed? All in delicious mahogany?
Is it wrong to be this excited by furniture? I try not to be too wrapped up in "stuff". Yet, I still practically choke up in tears of gratitude every time I walk into the dining room.
We are the grateful recipients of the stunning pieces our family members are parting with to prepare for their pending move and re-decoration. These particular family members have very very very good taste.
I am not sure if any of you know this about me, but many of my friends joke about my "Martha" tendencies. Martha Stewart that is. I now have a china cabinet displaying all the delicate glassware and serving dishes that were previously hidden in a pile under the counter in our kitchen. I can’t decide whether to host an elaborate dinner party to show it all off, or stay home and go to town licking the brass handled drawers of my mammoth mahogany stallion with glass panels. Stroking the soft sheen of the table large enough to seat twelve comfortably. Pole dancing on the new four poster bed anyone?
Is it bad that my new dining room makes me so happy? What does that say about me? Frankly I don't even care. All I know is that I love my dining room. I FUCKING LOVE IT.